Mon
Feb
9
Jason Statham Will Kill You
- Kai: Taken is quietly doing solid business. have you seen it?
- Tex: no, i REALLY want to. it was #1 last week, right?
- Kai: yeah. I love me some revenge film
- Tex: there's always that one film that pulls us out of that post-december drought
- Kai: tempted to go
- Tex: it looks like a lot of fun. i love watching people get their heads slammed into things and liam neeson is just icing on the cake. when are we finally gonna get him and jason statham together?
- Kai: they could single handedly start the action vengeance genre
- Tex: start? dude, this year is the meat in a payback sandwich era.
- Kai: I wonder if statham will jump the rails eventually and start wanting an oscar
- Tex: let's hope not. unless they award oscars for head kicking. in which case...lifetime achievement. i mean, honestly, he's fucking jason statham
- Kai: he has kicked more faces than I don't know
- Tex: he looked at me once, and sure, it was a picture, but my balls started bleeding. like the walls in the shining
- Kai: your spleen ruptured
- Tex: i threw away a magazine with a picture of him in it. you know what he did?
- Kai: What?
- Tex: He invented coleslaw. we're not fucking around here.
- Kai: if he had a nickel for every foe he didn't kick in the face. I wonder how he'd spend his no dollars
