Sexy.
Posted by Gabby
Sometimes I feel incredibly sexy. Seriously. And this isn’t something I always felt. In high school, I was ridiculously awkward. Like to the point that people felt sorry for me. I went to public school, and looking back I wish my family would have just cut the bullshit and put my sorry ass in private-fucking Catholic school. That’s where I needed to be, get some nun to screw my head on straight. God I was such a dork. I used to hide in the library reading Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing, even when I was in, like 7th grade. Shut up. I was a total loser 7th grader, 6th grader, 5th grader, and 4th grader, and if you think you haven’t seen a loser 4th grader before, think again. I was the definition of dork. I was a dork before I even knew what a dork was. Before I could even make a choice otherwise. My mom encouraged it. I think she thought it would build character, but instead it did the opposite. Because once I realized what I was, I became the most dork-hating psycho-bitch on the planet. There wasn’t a dork I didn’t throttle with psycho, dork-hating venom. I hated them all. I hated them for being weak. I hated them for not choosing otherwise. I hated that they couldn’t see beyond themselves. I hated their shoes, and their hair, and their awkward conversations that only dorks know how to have. I hated them. I hated myself. And now, I’m just lonely.
